Category: College


Quirks

Rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you  -  Navdeep Jakhar
2. Mention the rules on your blog.
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know  they’ve been tagged.

Quirks:

1. I like studying. People find it odd, but thats the way I am.

2.  I hate sweets, again….i know its weird, so have dinner with me on Wednesdays..and get a free gulab jamun :D .

3. I hate sleeping…i find it strange….”lie on the bed, close your eyes and have a bunch of dreams for the next few hours”.

4. I have stage fear. Last time i was on stage, it was class 7, and i had go off-stage in between, because i wanted to pee :(   .

5. I am a highly insecure person. I want people reassuring  me from time to time, telling me that i am the best, even though I know I am :D .

6. I am a narcissist.

I tag Neelesh and  Deka (7. I like promoting budding bloggers)

Blah Blah Blah….

Was having a chat with a friend(girl)..after my bday….look at range of questions asked….

kaisa hua birthday?
kahan gaye?
kya kiya?
kitne log they?
(yahan tak to sab kuch theek tha….then)
usme kitne ladke they?
unhone kya gift diya….?
phir tumne return gift kya diya? (@#$%^…WTF!!!)
cousins/relatives parents ke saath kaise celebrate kiya?
parents ne kya gift diya?
(told her…got cash (my mistake))
her: acha…kahan pe shopping karoge?…south ex mat jaana wahan pe kaphi costly hai…(didnt even ask!!!)
cake kata (sigh….. :( )?
cake pe saari 21 candles….???
(i said yes…(bolne mein kya jaa raha hai…..another mistake ) )
her reply : “omg!!!..kitna badha cake hoga…”
(me (frustated) : problem hai kya… :x )
her : “nahin…soch rahi huun…banane mein kitni mehnat lagi hogi….”

and this went on for another 10-15 minutes….
moral of the day : dont come online for atleast a week after your bday…. :o

Those were the days…

long since i wrote my last blog…
well those were the days…

when i had no cat tension..no gre tension…
those were the days…when btp was just another course….
those were the days…when i was not rejected by PWC and IBM… :(
those were the days when itc,reliance and nvidia were coming for placements…
those were days..when there was no 26/11…
those were the days when the memories of my internship were still fresh….
those were the days when i thought cpi was really the “only” thing to get a job….
it was really later when i realised that….aptitude and team work..is the “only” thing required… :P
those were the days…when ganguly and kumble were in the indian cricket team….
those were the days…..when the movie “rab ne bana di jodi” (apparently rab’s greatest mistake :( ) was not released

but i guess those were the days when i realised..writing crap  daily won’t take me anywhere….it is only days like this..when the lord bestows some sense into me.. :D

P.S :  Merry Christmas

Speechless…..

I was walking in the busy streets of south ex…when i bumped into someone…i did hear the sound of shopping bags falling down…and so i turned around to help……it was a girl….she had bend over to pick up her bags…and to give in a helping hand….so did i…..i tried to see her face….but it was hid by her hairs….i called out…”excuse me lady….”and with a flick of her head…..brushing aside her hairs see responded “yes??”…..man!!! :o that’s what you call beauty…..pure beauty……looked like an angel……couldn’t get my eyes of her…..i was simply ogling at her…while see was just looking at me…..it was only for a moment that we had eye contact…..but it seemed like ages….as if time had stopped….my ears had gone deaf….there seemed silence all around….except for a guitar playing somewhere around…or in my head…. but apart from that it was only me and her….seemed as if the whole earth had concentrated their energy around us….the wind was gently breezing….thru her hairs….which flew across her pink chubby dimpled-cheeks which were then gently forced behind here ears.. Her eyes filled with a mixture of innocence…and love…her lips….red as a cherry….. her smile had made the moment more mesmerizing than it actually was….i wanted to say something….anything……..but dam it!!! nothing was coming out…..i guess the pleasure of watching her had overcome my ability to speak…she left saying thanks…and goodbye….leaving behind her scent….so invigorating ..making me to wish that it stays with me forever…….

After a period of lull, and being mocked at by peers in someone’s blog page , the so called “lord of Blogging” is back, and this time he is being modest, has some knowledge to share with the “aam junta”.

For quite some time most of my friends have being wondering, how is that this asshole, after a very bad writing, constant spelling and grammatical mistakes, and making very contrived attempts at humor, manages to get such a huge response, from his blog.Here is the secret to my “successful venture”, you can thank me later :P

1. It has nothing to do with the content of the blog, a good marketing strategy is what that matters (at least in my case) :D .
2. “Controversial Content” in a post, followed by juicy comments is an instant hit. People of the opposite sexes fighting can make a post really successful. Feasting on some one else’s demise is what a successful blogger should follow.
3. Most of the time nonsense will do. Now nonsense can range from writing about a “discussing on cow shitting” near a canteen or something related to what we are thinking.
4. Mixing words of different languages, and spelling them out incorrectly has been observed to be a hit, but personally if you ask me, i find them irritating and annoying.
5. Writing about some socio-economic topics, once in a while, is something that ensures regular readers (and the material is also easily available on the net….so no thinking and only  manipulative techniques are required).
6. Cheap publicity, including scrapping your blog-page link to everyone in your friend list…..or logging into more then one gtalk account simultaneous and having your blog page pasted on the status message for more then a week is what a desperate blogger can do.
7. Coalition is the new success, collaborate with me, get your Blog page link at the top of the right column of my blog page and 500 clicks a day is ensured!!! And that to free of cost.

P.S : Time of publish of a blog is important, how do you expect to get a good response if you are publishing it during the exams!!!! :o

What are you thinking?

Dutta : bus 2 saal mein aur and i would be in 4th year…abhi apne guitar lessons pe dhyaan deta huun….
birju: kaash ISIC pe koi age limit nahin hoti :(
shankkar: is baar HIV. :( ?????
deka: i would keep up the threshold of 70 movies per semester….like the previous ones…and no more nominations for departmental positions…..
deepanshu: neelesh ya bahl…kisko luun..btp partner….leave both……i think …mantha best option hoga….
myself: yaar….is baar pakka…dr1 mein hi huun…. :)
jatiya: is baar ka best singer at manthan :) ….kaphi reyaaz kiya hai…intern pe….singing career revive karne ka time aa gaya hai…
dexter: bas thodi aur height bhagwaan…..atleast juhi se to lamba ho jaun…
jhansi: bas 1-2 aur coaching institute mil jaye…..meri to life set hai…
meerut: first crush jatiya…second crush suhas….is baar pakka bandi dhund launga… :)
nimish: kaunse color ka pen use karuun????….red,blue orange,black white, majenta,purple….sab to ho gaya hain…..
palu: agar is baar deka ne kuch bola…….saala marega mere haathoon…. :x
bond : yaar…infosys mein job lag gayi….bataun ki nahin?….
circuit: ghissu ko blog likhne ke alawa koi kaam nahin….ZPL jaise creative things kyun nahin karta hai yeh…???
parashar: saala sharda….2 saal se maa-behen ek kar rakha hai…is baar CAT mein dikha dunga usse…kaphi practice kari hai..holidays mein….
pande: …..oye sharda ne blog likha….mein bhi likhta huun ab….

Summers '08 : The End

July 2005: The time when we came to iitg, it was in our freshers, where our seniors were trying to squeeze out the different shades of the IIT life in 2 hour talk….internships definitely being one of the discussed topics….with seniors discussing their fun and thrilling experiences. It did sound cool at that time….but I didn’t believe it till I got one.

January 2008: Believe me, the prospects of internship kept me alive till this point(any ece student would understand that….),….after this it was like “bas ab ek intern lag jaye yaar…“. This has simply been the most irritating time at iitg. On one hand, Where visits to our seniors room for tips, addresses became quiet frequent…. and on the other hand waking up every hour in the night to check the webmails for any positive(or semi positive…as some would say) other. I guess, this was the only time, when we checked the webmail, more then our orkut account.

Desperation was at its peak, and stupid, irrelevant questions like “What time of the day would be the best to mail,” “should we send mails on the weekend or not“,were asked. Inspite of the admins serious threats…we greedy assholes never stopped and went on spamming, during whose course we shamelessly changed our research interest, countries to apply, our CV,CL,etc. It was usually a set pattern, some used to change it weekly, while some monthly and the cheapest bastards used to change it daily :o …we had different cv,cl for different research interest so the process of changing was not difficult…MY only motivation to keep spamming was that some of the senior intellectuals of my branch didn’t have one, i remember those days of late feb when we used to sit together in the CC and mail to every country possible, including Bangladesh :D .

Summers ’08: The process was difficult but it was worth it. These 3 month were no less then an adventure, from the alps of Austria to the German engineering,from the Italian architecture to the French babes, whether it was commenting on pics on orkut or laughing at each others experiences, from bar hopping to chick hunting(courtesy navdeep), I loved it all.

This is the last blog of my intern….unless of course if I could squeeze out some time of the report writing, packing, shopping and the political drama going on the country…I really have a mixed feeling right now….would surely miss this place….but I cant wait to go back to India….to be precise, in “smiley” language

:-) + :-( = :-| .

As my good friend says….”This last chapter of my internship is called “THE END” ” ……so be it.

This is a conversation between a person and a Iitian, who is curious about how they manage to visit who Europe with less stipend

Person : Beta, how do manage to see Europe with such a less stipend?  Iitian(trying his best not to flaunt… :D ) : Its easy, we just cut our expenses in food, traveling, accommodation, site seeing, etc.

Person(a bit puzzled.. :o ): how? elaborate….say regarding acco? where do you stay at night?
Iitian: Well….airports and railway stations are our home, airports are the best, they are safe..coz you need a passport and ticket to enter and are also air conditioned. Free toilets are also available at the airport…unlike the railways…where you have to pay for the WC’s…but we can(actually we do…) use the toilets of the trains standing on the platform. Heritage site is also a good option, spending the night under the Eiffel or near the Colloseum is not a bad idea!!!

Person: And do you see all the places in a particular city?
Iitian(shamelessly…. ;) ): No not at all, on those which are really famous and those which are free….”rest bahaar se photo le letein hain…

Person : And i guess you must be taking guided tours there..to know about the place…
Iitian : ” Vo jaan ke kya karenge….”… photo lo aur niklo…..important point is that we see the place, take pics and in time put them on orkut…for people to see and comment……who the hell cares why the Colloseum is broken….or what’s the history behind some painting and sculptures…

Person(#$%&*@/….WTF!!!) : How do you manage your food and water…??
Iitian: Bread and jam is our food(for most of the time)….and water..we carry water bottles all the time…..

Person: but liquids are not allowed on planes…?
Iitian : Do you think i am stupid :x …..carry an empty bottle…fill it from the toilets of the destination….until unless its not mentioned the water is usually drinkable….

Person: Any more suggestions…..
Iitian : Well…i would like my readers to do that…….

P.S: before you get all judgemental on how cheap i am…i would like to say that…these experiences are not of my own….but of a collective group of iitians who have been in touch with me…..thanks for sharing your experiences… :)

After IIT—->>What next??

The good response of my first blog motivated me to write the second one. So here goes…..

The time again has come to think and decide what to do ahead. Most of us are in state of Discombobulation, The question

“Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”

Seems really daunting….

Many have already have the thought about it and reply instantly while the rest reply …”dekhein ge bhai itni kya jaldi hai…”…” jo milega wahi kar leinge”Though they answer in a non serious fashion I am quiet sure most of them dissemble their feelings and somewhere in them a serious thinking process starts…

“What to do…an MBA or an MS…..ya a job would be enough….”

There is a general perception in IIT that those who don’t have an healthy CPI, those who are fed up with technical studies and cant stand BJT’s, Fourier, PDEs, equations, etc even in their college years and pass their lab time gossiping, letting others do their, and even if they do something they do it n the “pharzi” way. For what I write above it may seem that the left over consider an MBA. But the situation is not as bad as it seems, seeing the trend of the last few years (including ours) people with the top DR’s are craving to get into one of the IIM’s. What is their in this that drives the brightest mind in India who spend most of their time in their +2 levels locked up in their room working their level best to get into one of the best technical institute of the country?

The Basic curriculum of an MBA involves subjects like accounting, marketing, finance, management, manufacturing, etc. What attracts engineers most is that more and more companies are opting for people with technical background who also have idea of management and business. It would not only help the company in terms R&D but also help them in making technological decisions which can profit them more. You can control both the manufacturing and marketing of your product and Being its manufacturer you would be knowing its pros and cons and can present it accordingly. An graduate degree accompanies only a limited growth rate, however with an degree in management you can rise up to the CEO(you would be needing something else if you want to reach up their with a simply graduate degree). Still I would like to ask, preparing for the IIM’s, is it worth it? According to last years survey their rank is 68 in the world.Why not do a job and earn enough to go abroad for a better college. After all the need for an MBA is only realized after few years of Job.

Now MS…. well only people with good CPIs, good project, good GRE, Toeffl scores can think of applying for an MS. The rest, untill unless you have enough money(around 50 lakhs) can fund their own(but if you have so much money why do anything after graduation…).An MS is tough to get. Even if you reach the states you would have to do part time jobs, work as TA’s in the lab or in the library. The Road down there is tough but the end result is really fruitful. Being specialized in your field you not only earn a direct entry to the R&D department but also have a hefty pay package, with a decent growth rate. A simply graduate degree would require atleast 3-4 years of work experience to get into R&D. But its no good coming back to India after that. You would be earning about 1/4th of what you earn in the states and the job profile would also not be satisfactory. So what go ahead explore your talent, utilize 4 years of your engineering, try doing a PhD in your field. After all studying it is the second most coveted job in USA.

Finally I would like to say ……Why limit yourself to a this-or-that choice? We can go for both. We are dynamic, energetic and most of all young. Good luck!

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